Why not? They sell everything else.
“Alexa, find me the nearest divorce attorney.”
So it looks like Bill Gates is set to become the richest man in the world again – well, that we know of – and all because Washington state, where the Bezos couple lives, is a community property state, which means that all assets and income acquired during the marriage is split down the middle.
No, there was no prenuptial agreement.
You see, his wife MacKenzie was every bit as responsible for the $137 billion that was made, so she deserves half. Had they never married, she’d be worth $68.5 billion on her own…right? Well, maybe not, but Jeff couldn’t have done it without her because, as the tradcons always say, “behind every successful man is a woman.” Or wait…maybe it’s feminists who say that…? I don’t know – the line between the two is getting really blurry, although neither self-identifying tradcons or feminists would agree. That’s the funny part.
The rumor is that Bezos was poking the wife of some Hollywood mogul (now I ain’t saying she a gold digga), which was apparently no secret to the cucked spouses (hey, maybe those two will hook up now). You’d think that someone with the shrewdness and resources of Jeff Bezos would find a way to hide an affair, wouldn’t you? Nope. There are just some things that even money can’t do.
I’m not really weeping for ol’ Beelzebezos, frankly. No, I don’t resent him because he has money, but I do resent how he uses that money to express what a dystopian leftist douche he is. Same with Mark Fuckerberg, Bill Gates, and and seemingly all of the other richest people in the world – they are all far left of center, and use that money to leverage a new type of technocratic communism for the plebians, basically trying to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist. Don’t even get me started on George Soros. Some will tell me that Elon Musk seems to be the least inclined that way, but he has declared himself a socialist, and you know he’s not picturing himself living the same way everyone else living under socialism would have to. Also, don’t forget that his Tesla company is a giant government tax parasite. Not that I would ever advocate limiting how much money any one person is allowed to have (because I’m not a socialist) but it seems that a). you have to be inclined toward being a tyrant in order to go for that much money, b). that much money turns you into a tyrant, or c). the tyrants already in the world’s richest club won’t allow you to get that big unless you’re also a tyrant. Oh, I’m sure there are some on the richest list that I’m not aware of who aren’t like that. I remember back in the ’80s when Donald Trump was the richest man in the world for a time; he of course lost it all and ended up in the hole but hundreds of millions, and then climbed back into the billions… Is he a tyrant? Well, if you’re a far-left, hair-on-fire antifa ghoul, yes of course he is…but I have to tell you, it seems to me that he’s more inclined to using his power and wealth toward lifting regular people up, not by giving them things and making them dependent like crack whores, but by making their country freer, safer and more prosperous – as good as he knows how. That’s what makes all the difference, really.
Boy, we’ll know that the divorce is a lot nastier that they’re letting on if MacKenzie uses her fortune to underwrite the border wall! Just think – she could end this deadlock situation with the snap of her fingers now. Oh, but we know it’s not about a mere $5.7 billion…but that’s another topic for another day.