Penis Size, Appearance, and Shrinkage

New survey data on what women look for in a penis…do we buy it?

When it comes to the downstairs department, it seems that men have been fretting about the wrong thing.

Rather than worrying about the length of their penis, men should be concerned with the way it looks in the mirror – if a new scientific research paper is to be believed.

Doctors from the University Children’s Hospital, in Zurich, Switzerland asked 105 women from different age groups to rate the importance of eight different aspects of the penis. These included: length, girth, shape, position of the meatus (the place where urine leaves the body), appearance of pubic hair and general cosmetic appearance.

Of the eight catagories, length only rated as the sixth most important aspect to the women, while girth was rated third.

Top of the table was cosmetic appearance and pubic hair appearance.

The least important aspect was the position of the meatus.

In the same study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the doctors investigated the cosmetic effectiveness of hypospadias surgery, which realigns the position of the meatus for men who were born with a urethra that exits the body on the shaft of the penis, rather than the tip.

They found that when looking at photos of penises, the women were unable to tell which had undergone the corrective operation.

“These findings may stimulate reflections regarding the relevance of surgical correction of the meatus in minor forms of hypospadias,” wrote the study’s authors, before noting that the women in the study were not exposed to photos of noncorrected hypospadias.

“Although men with and without hypospadias are often concerned about their penile size, in the present study, penile length was not considered as very relevant by women.

“Other studies have confirmed that most women find penile size ‘unimportant’ or even ‘totally unimportant’ and that most women are satisfied with their partner’s penis size.”

Unfortunately, the doctors were not able to elucidate upon what exactly constitutes a good cosmetic appearance for a penis

But wait! That’s not all.. A link to another article below is just as interesting…

One of the delights of being editor of the Telegraph’s Men section is that you can use your contributors to settle office arguments.

And so it was that my editor emailed me to ask whether men’s penises have got smaller over the last few generations. Someone in the office thought they’d read it somewhere, others weren’t so sure. Presumably a quick show-and-tell in the toilet didn’t settle anything.

Penises come in all shapes and sizes, always have done and always will.

I spent as long as I could bear checking out the research, and although the theory that penises are getting smaller is quite widespread, especially in Italy, it doesn’t seem to be backed up by hard evidence. Men have always measured their penises, and jammed a ruler in so tightly to convince themselves they nudge six inches that it leaves a ‘Helix mark’, but not many have gone public with their findings.

Scientists can’t agree on the correct way and state of firmness to measure a penis but observational studies of men who make a living from pornography would suggest that penises at the far end of the normal curve have actually got bigger over the years. In vintage pornography, a penis is commonly the size of a baby’s arm holding an apple. In the modern porn, it’s not unusual to see a full-sized draft excluder.

Science of course requires proper measurement. The average erect gorilla penis is only 3cm (1.25 inches) long, the average chimp sports 8cm erect and the average human penis today stands at around 13cm. However, primates other than man have a bone in their penis that is good to go anytime, whereas men have a highly complex system relying on nerves, chemical transmitters, pumps, blood supply, spongey tissues, thoughts and feelings all to come together at the same time.

Not easy, which is why it will fail in all men at some stage.

We don’t have much data on adult male penis size from 60 years ago, despite Alfred Kinsey’s efforts. However what we do know is that men are living a lot longer and carrying more weight than they used to. Sixty years ago, half of us died before the age of 65. Now one in three of us live to 100.

When previously we might have gone out with a bang at the retirement party, many of us are having to carry our penises around for another 30 years or more.

The older penis droops more, just as all parts of the body seem to hang down lower, but it doesn’t always stand up and swell like it used to and so may appear smaller. Drugs like Viagra can help a failing erection, as can a cock ring. Indeed, any penis is capable of expanding hugely if it has enough blood in it. A cock ring stops the blood escaping but you should never have it on for more than half an hour and always choose one with handles. If you just put the ring on, you might not get it off again. It swells up like a wedding ring on a septic finger, and eventually turns black. It’s an emergency, but one that your local casualty department could probably do without at the moment.

A big belly makes your penis look smaller, and if you can’t see it at all when you look down you need to get a grip quickly. You’re at high risk of type two diabetes and arterial disease, which can also affect the frequency and firmness of your erections.

The bottom line is that a good erection is a sign of good physical and mental health, but for most women, your smile and smell are far more important than actual size.

Creativity, love, laughter, soap and good communication are much faster route to a happy love life than six months alone in the dark with a penis enlarger. Trust me.

No, we know better than to trust that silly advice.  Science has proven that smiling men are less attractive that brooding men.

Where do they find these people?!




The Black Pill of Hope

The black pill is nihilistic, only if you think that female validation and sexual success are the only things that matter in life – otherwise, it’s the path to a rebirth that you’d never find with the red or blue pill.

Black pill = hope.  It’s hope for everything beyond intimate relationships that is worth living for.


I used to think the “black pill” was the invention of the artist formerly known as Omega Virgin Revolt, as some kind of red pill for black guys (typical self-segregation – certain black guys who need their own black version of everything) but even if I got that story right, everyone now knows it as the incels’ final resignation to a life of sexual failure and sexual nihilism.

Why is that so bad, for an incel?
Why are noncels so afraid of incels taking this pill?

You’ll probably get different answers on that from different noncels.  If you asked a male noncel this question, he’s probably going to immediately assume that you’re an incel, try to make the conversation about you, and appoint himself as your new dating coach.  If you asked a female noncel (and if she’s not too creeped out to answer and doesn’t call the cops on you) she’d probably tell you that it leads to “violence against womyn” and “male supremacy” and a bunch of other regurgitated claptrap from the mainstream or her womyn’s studies classes.  If you asked a Protestant preacher or other loudmouthed tradcon, they might tell you that western society desperately needs to get its fertility numbers back up, because we need more worker bees (but not his kids – they’re going to Harvard) and maybe you’ll get a subtextual vibe about Islam filling the vacuum if we don’t.  At least the tradcon’s answer would be somewhat honest and coherent, even if aligns with their own interests more than yours.  There are also some with obvious reasons, like RSD/PUA snake oil salesmen, and internet sirens who get incels to simp them, so they can be attention leeches.

Noncels have their reasons for wanting incels to keep running on the hamster wheel of futility, and it’s possible that an underlying psychological motivator may be that they simply want to see you continue to lose at a game they continue to win.  After all, how can there be winners without losers?  What fun is a loser who won’t play anymore?  If he stops playing, he stops losing, and if he stops losing, he’s not a loser anymore – never mind what nursery rhymes they tell you about sportsmanship.  It’s more like a bunch of players at a poker table, who can see that you have a losing hand, and telling you not to fold.  Let’s have some reality for once.

The black pill should be viewed as the incels’ MGTOW – the prudent realization akin to how sometimes a limb needs to be amputated to save the rest of the body.  Certain pursuits in life need to be abandoned in order to make the most of whatever else life has to offer.  When a person has a consistent pattern of abject failure at a particular pursuit, it’s only reasonable to abandon that pursuit at some point, especially past an age where it makes any sense to keep pursuing it.  There are radio commercials in the US for insurance that narrate the fictitious stories of people who practiced and practiced a sport, with big dreams in mind, “Until one day, he decided he just wasn’t that good at _____,” then throwing out the consolation that they saved by switching insurance.  Well, when it comes to sexuality, you shouldn’t have to wait until half your life is behind you, and you couldn’t even hypothetically have a relationship with any fertility in mind, before you ashcan that dream and grab hold of the next train out of the station, headed somewhere that at least might end up being worthwhile.  An incel is a man who was dealt a losing hand with females, and it’s his right to fold, and save his chips for another table.  Of course, noncels will never agree with or understand this decision, but it’s your life, not theirs.

In fact…that’s probably what’s at the core of the noncels’ problem with the black pill.  You’re talking about a vocal majority of people who cannot relate to the idea of a life without intimacy that is worth living.  Being faced with a truly solitary life is far, far too grim for most of them to contemplate.  Now of course, it’s not like getting into that head space is easy for incels either – especially younger ones, which is understandable – but it’s going to be categorically impossible for a noncel to try on that idea.  They therefore assume that ending up in a place like that is tantamount to damnation, leading to suicide at best, and mass murder at worst.  If only they realized how much better off incels would be if they’d keep their ignorance to themselves, and just quietly celebrate that they will never have to face it…

But what about the fertility and replacement rate?  And what about all the females who need someone to support them?  And what about the Muslims hordes?!

Well, what about all that?  What’s an incel going to do about any of that?  I mean honestly, those are all someone else’s problems – no, really, they are.  Go talk to the alphas and Chads about that.  Just one of them can do all the repopulating work of a thousand incels (females would prefer that anyway).  Better yet, talk to the females about that – it is with the female gender that these problems started, so that’s where the solution should be applied, hadn’t it?  The last people who should have to worry about the macro issues of family and reproduction, as it relates to the fate of civilization, are the incels.  They’re in no position to do anything.  The only way you could give incels the power to do anything about it would be to do like Turd Flinging Monkey always insists, and take away women’s rights and sexual autonomy – that’s the only way you’re going to get females to reproduce with gamma and omega incels.  Now, whether or not the revocation of women’s rights is the only way to save Western civilization is a discussion for another time and place; but we can say, right here and now, that given the status quo of females holding the prerogative of sexual selection (and deselection), expecting male incels to do anything about the population situation is out of the question.  Sure, they can “care” I suppose – nothing wrong with taking sides in an obvious fight – but it’s like caring about an election you can’t vote in.  I guess it’s the thought that counts…I don’t know…

What it all boils down to is what kind of medicine is in the black pill that you’re taking.  Will you take the poison of self-destruction…or the medicine that stops you from beating a dead horse, and allows you to be all that you were destined to be, wasting no time with what you’re not?

That’s a choice you can make, with open eyes.
My advice? You should obviously take the latter option.

Fold your hand, and take your chips elsewhere.  There are more tables in the casino of life.

The Anti Incel Puppet Show 2019

It apparently starts at 2:00 PM GMT, so I guess we’ll watch it together.  Knowing DoctorRandomercam, I somehow doubt it’s going to be very anti-incel, feminist or tradcon oriented.  But, on with the show…

Okay, so…

It’s apparently some flame wars he’s had with internet people – the kind who would rather die than concede any point – reenacted in puppet show form…well, himself vs. puppets, which is his shtick.  The first part of it is some quibbling about semantics and vamping on Emma Watson-style learned helplessness and whatever.  I’m going to have to watch that again (maybe) because he goes pretty fast and I was distracted.

Next, he starts getting into a flame war with some male feminist calling himself James Downs, and gets into what might be a valuable juxtaposition between Alek Minassian and Valerie Solanas, the murderous radical feminist pioneer who’s works, unlike Elliot Rodger’s, are required reading in colleges across the land.  After that, the flame war kind of spirals down into one of those examples of how arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics (even if you win, you’re still a retard).  Now in the Doctor’s case, he makes his living doing this, so I guess that makes it okay…well, maybe.  I don’t know – this quibbling becomes painfully long after a point.  I guess this is what parents have to go through with kids in the back seat for 500 miles.

DoctorRandomercam is pretty good…but I would only watch this if you are in the mood to have your brain melted, to the point of uselessness.

Never EVER Do A Mainstream Media Interview

This guy says it all…a life-ruining mistake.  Now he can’t get a job, because he did an interview, and trusted wolves who preyed upon him.  They’re making money off of making him unemployable, and make no mistake – they feel good about what they did to this guy, because they’re left-wing feminists, working at the Telegraph.

  1. The feminist media hates incels.
  2. The feminist “journalists” hated this guy when they set up the interview.
  3. The feminist “editors” knew what they were doing when they edited and defamed this guy.
  4. The feminists who published this know the damage they did to him, and they feel good about it – they think it’s “justice”.
  5. The feminists who watch this video still hate this guy, because he’s an incel.

Incels don’t hate feminists because they won’t give the incels sex.
They hate feminists because feminists do thinks like this to incels.
Feminists have proudly made themselves incels’ worst enemy.

The Incel Gun Confiscation Begins


Were his jokes intended for friends, saying “one ticket for joker please” and “Prowling the Seattle streets for women to assault”, a bit too cavalier, in these times?  I would say so, yes.  I’m thinking he probably didn’t realize how edgy people are about incels these days, probably because he’s not an incel.  I haven’t seen any information about the guy that would indicate one way or the other if he’s incel, so statistically, he’s probably not.

What I can’t believe is that the judge actually gave him his guns back.  I think we’re going to have to dig into this case further, but I would be money that the reason she gave them back is that he convinced the judge that he was noncel.  If he didn’t have a relationship history or a current girlfriend, he probably wouldn’t have.  How do you like that double-standard?

I’m also amazed that they didn’t destroy the guns as soon as they got them, before due process played out – destroying them unlawfully is easy for bureaucrats to get away with.


The Love-Shy Judas?

A former administrator at speaks out against incels…

Makes me wonder who it is, and what information (as an administrator) he was able to disseminate, and to whom…  Whatever the case, it’s a good site to not be involved with.  I love how they call an offshoot of, which speaks to the poor research these news corporations do.  I dare say was around a lot longer than

He mentions Co-Alpha, so I guess we know of at least one person he wasn’t friends with.

Too bad these self-righteous, pseudo-reformed incels are so eager to talk to the cameras.

The Alek Minassian Interview: He Stabs All Other Incels In The Back

The video interview of Alek Minassian on the day of the Toronto Van Attack might be the most cringe-worthy dialog you’ll ever hear.  It’s not as picturesque as Elliot Rodger’s video, but it gives the…ahem…noncel mainstream feminist left…even more of what they want.

We want to skip over the video’s typical feminist claptrap of incel being a “male supremacist” movement, and all the irrelevant legal analysis and setup discussion, and cut right to 25:46, where the detective starts to ask Minassian about his disposition with females, because that’s where it starts to matter.

I didn’t know this before hearing him say it, but Alek Minassian and Elliot Rodger apparently knew each other online before Rodger did his own thing.

You’re going to hear Minassian – who is obviously a retard, when you hear him speak – gladly act as a representative of all incels and project his psychopathy onto all the rest.  He gives noncels and feminists all the affirmation they want – that all incels are JUST. LIKE. HIM.  The noncel world is more than happy to let this psycho define himself and all other incels – it’s confirmation bias on a massive scale.  He and Elliot Rodger have together made the job of cherry-picking the worst possible examples of incels easy for  bigoted noncels, feminists, the mainstream media and (frighteningly) governments.

And then you wonder when you see things like this popping up in the mainstream..

Don’t kid yourself.
If you’re incel, then noncel “normies” think you belong in prison.
For being incel.
You have supplanted the Islamic terrorist as the villain against all that is good.
Being unattractive to females is now as good as a felony offense.

Think I’m joking?  Think it hasn’t reached that point yet?  Obviously these are TV shows, but they are instructive to the average drone about how law is supposed to work, and who the bad guys are.  Not only does that gives real law enforcement more space to do what they ought not do, but it makes regular people think that incels are actual criminals!  You think that isn’t going to play into rationalization for vigilantism against incels, online and otherwise?  Just think about how people on the left think that everyone who voted for Donald Trump or Brexit is some kind of Fascist, and that makes it okay to do bad things to them, e.g. assault them, damage their property and defame their character.  If you’re incel, it’s open-season on you for everyone on the political left and right.

I hate to say this, but it’s time to have a practical conversation about things that now matter…

  1. First piece of advice: never talk to police.  If you live in the US, familiarize yourself with the 5th Amendment, and outside of the US, familiarize yourself with whatever civil rights you have against self-incrimination.  If you’re reading this blog with any regularity, then chances are that you’ve been to other places in the “manosphere” of cyberspace, and depending on how close you are to the next incel mass murderer, you may get a knock at the door…and if that happens, invoke your right to remain silent.  Even if you don’t know what they want to talk to you about, it’s safest to remain silent no matter what the issue is; but whatever you do, make damn sure you remain silent if they ask you about your online activity, because if you talk, and then the subject of online incel comes up, and then you clam up, that will be used against you.  Remember: unless you’re a lawyer, you don’t know the implications of whatever you might tell them.
  2. Advice for incel activity online:
    1. Use a proxy or VPN.
    2. Use a separate e-mail to link to any incel boards or other social media.
    3. Don’t give any personal details about yourself that one could use to deduce your identity.
    4. Don’t trust anyone from online with the knowledge of your real identity.
    5. Be careful about how your online services might automatically link, especially with Google and Fuckbook.
    6. DO NOT EVER establish any kind of private contact with a female.
    7. Get disk encryption software, and store all of your incel-related data there.
    8. When you get information, messages, etc. about other people out there in Incel Land, archive it encrypted.  Do this for friend and foe alike, because if you end up on the wrong side of a Judas, info on them may be a life-saving bargaining chip.  Don’t let it slip away, and of course, don’t use it unless you absolutely have to (otherwise you’re the villain).
  3. Incel life advice for interpersonal relations:
    1. Never admit to anyone, 1-on-1, that you’re an incel, or have been involved with that kind of thing online.
    2. Don’t entertain conversations with coworkers or other acquaintances about your love life.  Turn it back on them and gaslight them into thinking they transgressed by asking such questions (well it shouldn’t even be gaslighting – they really shouldn’t ask).
    3. Don’t try to lie your way into people thinking you have a relationship history if you really don’t; likewise, don’t try to lie and make people think you’re a non-virgin if you’re really a virgin.  You don’t know what you don’t know, and you can’t pull it off without blowing your cover.
    4. If you’re a virgin, and you have no religious qualms about losing it, go to a legal prostitute NOW!  It’s simple: they can’t find the v-card if it’s not there.  Moreover, in western countries that are being inundated by feminism, there’s no telling how long legal prostitution will exist.  If that weren’t enough, let’s say things go bad for you, and somehow you end up like this guy…you’re going to get ass-fucked in prison, so make sure you got it at least once with a female, before that happens.

Now having said all that, I think most people would agree that we’d all be better off if there were not one more incel massacre from here on out, and obviously, the word prevention is the name of that game.  So does this mean that, if you see someone on an incel forum talk about an attack, you should call the fuzz?  Somebody’s got to, right?  I mean you can’t just let it happen if you know in advance.  Well, I would say that the proprietor/curator/administrator of that forum should be the one to do that, but here’s the problem: as many here know, many of the administrators of those kinds of sites are feckless, simpering, megalomaniacal, stupid, thirsty, incompetent bastards who not only won’t lift a finger about threatening or dangerous posts, but can’t even take the time to lock down and do an assessment of things on their forums when an incel attack happens, before the press gets a hold of it.  It’s the same kind of incompetence that puts them into other incel stereotypes – not having a driver’s license, for example.  You cannot rely on them to do a damn thing, because it’s likely they’re too busy trying to simp the female sirens on the board and jacking off all over their computer monitors.  Let’s face it – the proportion of incels out there who are legitimately dangerous is very small, but rank incompetence within Incel is in no short supply.

You know, it’s times like this I am reminded of how you don’t hear much more than tumbleweeds from the Muslim community when an Islamic terrorist attack happens, but any lone voice of condemnation from a Muslim rises right to the top – they’re given the mainstream narrative bullhorn, and we get to hear…all 5 seconds of it.  I bet you there were more voices of condemnation and disavowing coming from incels than the sum total of Muslim disavowing after respective attacks, but you can be assured that the mainstream media will never give incels the bullhorn.  They actively work to squelch those voices, for the same reason that the first people they hand the narrative bullhorn to are the feminist professors from universities – many of whom never heard of incel themselves until they read about it on Tumblr the night before the interview.  This is never going to change because, as we’ve seen, both the political left and right are against incels.  Incels will probably be misunderstood until the second coming of Christ, at the rate we’re going.

Again, I say: thank Elliot Rodger and Alek Minassian for all of this.  They are not your friends.  Elliot Rodger’s ghost is somehow continuing to murder people an harm you, the incel, from beyond the grave.  He does not deserve your thanks.